If any of you lovers of smut are in NYC...

I'll be performing some of my erotic poetry in a variety show tomorrow night.

When: Tues. 8/18, 8 p.m.

Where: POV, 99 South 6th Street (between Bedford & Berry), right next to the Williamsburg Bridge in Brooklyn

Why: it's a fundraiser for a Burning Man camp that calls themselves "the Museum of Unnatural History"

Wallet: between $5 - $15, depending on how many greenbacks you have to spare

Wet Your Whistle: drinks will be served!

This show will also feature musicians and comedians. All in all, a lineup of talent that will make the heatwave in "the Baked Apple" that much steamier. If you, um, come, you'll surely be glad that you did.